What I wouldn't choose over chocolate.

Written By Amy

In other words, I am going to attempt to write a complete list of things that I would never choose over chocolate.  Unless I for some reason have had my fill of chocolate.  But I don't think that will ever happen, and has indeed never happened, even though I have been on some serious chocolate binges.  OK, here goes:

  • internet access

  • work

  • hair highlights

  • professional manicures & pedicures

  • Diet Coke

  • talking on the phone

  • buying new purses

  • paying too much on gasoline

  • writing lists

  • going out on Friday nights

  • office supplies (or office supply shopping)

  • entertainment news

  • all my knowledge of economics

  • any kind of alcohol

  • seeing new movies

  • Ned Lamont & Joe Lieberman

  • Arizona, actually pretty much any "A" state

  • Duct tape

  • Harry Potter

  • My music collection

  • My DVD collection

  • President Bush

  • "America's Got Talent" and "I Love Lucy"

  • baseball

  • my Honda

  • The 20 questions game

  • kittens

  • apple pie

OK, after much consideration, that is the complete list.  These are the many things in my life that I would never choose over chocolate.  There's nothing else.  And for those of you who know me well, you will see how much I really love chocolate because of how important some of those things are to me.  At the same time, however, I couldn't care less about some of those things.  I guess it's up to you to figure it out. 

Amy
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