I don't know anything about the color printer!

So don't ask me! I don't know where your pages are. I don't know why its lights are flashing. I didn't use up the entire color cartridge. No, I didn't take any printouts that weren't mine. I don't know if it has a personal vendetta against you, but I will say that everyone else handles it just fine! Just because I sit right next to the thing, doesn't mean I care about what all comes out of it. Unless it starts spewing lava and I have to run for my life for fear of turning into a molten statue, stop bothering me about it!